Sunday, May 21, 2006
RICHISMS
My best buddy rich has a unique way of saying things..whenever she says something..the action comes first in that sentence and the object comes second.. :)) some of the examples of RICHISMs are:
a) Aa sam mein teri utaroon... (action and then a long pause)... NAZAR!!! (the object)
b) pehle chunks ek ek karke hum sabke lega phir hum iske lenge...(action..)...Photo!!! (the object)
c) chunks tumne mere leli...(action)....CHAIR!!! (the object)
d) I did it with pen..
a) Aa sam mein teri utaroon... (action and then a long pause)... NAZAR!!! (the object)
b) pehle chunks ek ek karke hum sabke lega phir hum iske lenge...(action..)...Photo!!! (the object)
c) chunks tumne mere leli...(action)....CHAIR!!! (the object)
d) I did it with pen..
People
Its amazing how people around you can be so concerend about you without even you urself realizing that fact. And that is what exactly people at my workplace are..Imagine they are discussing about the fact that I'm one of the"eligible bachelor" around and which girl will suit me right. They couldn't find any suitable match for me. They also rejected a girl because they think that Im too good for her..she is not what a girl should be for me..and also there are some who think that for me a right girl would be who is jus like me..And all of this is being discussed and talked about in a group where im not present :))
hmmmm....im mighty impressed...ppl being so concerned abt me..wht is right and wht is wrong for me.. :))
Its all bcoz of the fact that there so lil to do at my wrkplace and also ppl think tht their life is less important than mine or anybody else's..so lets cookup stuff..
I wonder what they'll do when i actually end up choosing a girl or the other way round...ppl will do a complete diagnosis and discuss thereport amongsts themselves.
Cmon people...grow up..
hmmmm....im mighty impressed...ppl being so concerned abt me..wht is right and wht is wrong for me.. :))
Its all bcoz of the fact that there so lil to do at my wrkplace and also ppl think tht their life is less important than mine or anybody else's..so lets cookup stuff..
I wonder what they'll do when i actually end up choosing a girl or the other way round...ppl will do a complete diagnosis and discuss thereport amongsts themselves.
Cmon people...grow up..
Monday, May 08, 2006
Finally...
...me n b.e. met n chatted..i told everything to b.e. why i strted talkin..wht i think...wht all crap has happened..what our so called well wisher think..n b.e. told me all tht she had to..she obviously denied all wht the well wisher said..she said its completely opposite.. :) and asked me wht i think after all this..
thats a big ques? what i think? i don kno wht i think b.e. i don wanna think..i have already told u wht i think..rest is upto u .. u tell me wht u think :))
i mus say this b.e. u r nice :)
n i'm decent.. :))
n trust me :)
thats a big ques? what i think? i don kno wht i think b.e. i don wanna think..i have already told u wht i think..rest is upto u .. u tell me wht u think :))
i mus say this b.e. u r nice :)
n i'm decent.. :))
n trust me :)
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Birthday Party
Today we had a birthday party in office...actually it wasnt a birthday party but it had all the ingredients of a birthday party...baloons, cakes, sandwiches, whistels, confetti, song n dance..the ocassion was rollout of some skill enhancement and functional programs for the various skill sets at my wrkplace..also the introduction of the new VP..it was supposed to be a serious affair..but few ppl have the habit of showin off the hidden and not so hidden talents of the resouces on the floor.. :))
not so happenin dance number..not so happenin host..not so happenin presenter..the only thing tht was happenin was the sound of the whistles that were given to all to blow all the wind away from their lungs..everyone was in full form when it came to blowing whistles..
the VP cam all decked up..in formals..with tie n office formals..but we all were told to wear jean n white shirt..tht too on a thursday... :)) all the rules gone for a toss..then the VP was told to burst 3 big baloons..bursting of baloons..to mark the launch of 3 programs.. :)))..this is one of the not so hidden talent on display...VP asked ..do these baloons have candys :)) .."no" came he reply..to his dissapointment..
the launch was more exciting..there was a powerpoint..which had details of the programs...n if u blinked..u missed all the slides..the launch was so quick..and all of this was shared wit us earlier also..
i njoyed whistlin..n lukin at everyone..with a big Q? on their faces."excuse me..wht was this all abt?"
:)
not so happenin dance number..not so happenin host..not so happenin presenter..the only thing tht was happenin was the sound of the whistles that were given to all to blow all the wind away from their lungs..everyone was in full form when it came to blowing whistles..
the VP cam all decked up..in formals..with tie n office formals..but we all were told to wear jean n white shirt..tht too on a thursday... :)) all the rules gone for a toss..then the VP was told to burst 3 big baloons..bursting of baloons..to mark the launch of 3 programs.. :)))..this is one of the not so hidden talent on display...VP asked ..do these baloons have candys :)) .."no" came he reply..to his dissapointment..
the launch was more exciting..there was a powerpoint..which had details of the programs...n if u blinked..u missed all the slides..the launch was so quick..and all of this was shared wit us earlier also..
i njoyed whistlin..n lukin at everyone..with a big Q? on their faces."excuse me..wht was this all abt?"
:)
Fake
suddenly im realizing the fact that people can be so fake and unreal..by people i mean those who are close ones...hote kuch hain..karte kuch hain...bolte kuch hain..eeeeggghhh!!! i just hate it all..fake n unreal people...its not abt sach or jhoot..its abt being genuine..doin things both from ur brain n the heart....kuch hota hai mujhe..jabh mein yeh sabh dekhta hoon..eeeeggghhh!!! my world is not like that..
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Temper:: ME vs. B.E.
//--Pisceans--thatz me
The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others’ feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, then things take a nasty turn. You will yell and use harsh words and feel inclined to shake everything and everyone up. Your creative imagination is at its best when angry, and you tend to get pretty dramatic. When upset, you refuse to listen to reason and wish to be left alone. But once you calm down, you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness. SO nobody can be upset with you for too long.
//--SAGI - thatz B.E.
You are insensible and generally have no complete control over your emotions. You do get angry quickly and others marvel at your anger levels even when provoked. Actually, you get tongue-tied when angry and you will remove your anger waiting for the other person to calm down. Then you will reason with your opponent and convince the other person in a very gentle manner that the whole thing was just his mistake. You’re also likely to totally sever ties with someone when you’re upset with them.
The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others’ feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, then things take a nasty turn. You will yell and use harsh words and feel inclined to shake everything and everyone up. Your creative imagination is at its best when angry, and you tend to get pretty dramatic. When upset, you refuse to listen to reason and wish to be left alone. But once you calm down, you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness. SO nobody can be upset with you for too long.
//--SAGI - thatz B.E.
You are insensible and generally have no complete control over your emotions. You do get angry quickly and others marvel at your anger levels even when provoked. Actually, you get tongue-tied when angry and you will remove your anger waiting for the other person to calm down. Then you will reason with your opponent and convince the other person in a very gentle manner that the whole thing was just his mistake. You’re also likely to totally sever ties with someone when you’re upset with them.
Temper
“HOW BAD IS YOUR TEMPER ACCORDING TO YOUR HOROSCOPE?”
ARIES MARCH 21 – APRIL 20
Nothing seems to ruffle you more than a lack of discipline, disloyalty and decorum. But Arians are also known to go into a rage very easily when challenged. Those of you who have been on the receiving end of the Aries temper know that if not calmed down they can even get violent. But one thing is certain if the opponent remains calm and does not react to their outburst, Arians cool down very fast. They are also the first to apologies, which makes them easier to forgive.
TAURUS APRIL 21 – MAY 20
You are generally quiet and have control over your emotions. It is difficult to predict what will upset you, so when you do lose your cool, people don’t know how to react. Your temper is like that of a raging bull, and anyone trying to pacify you will be the first one to get a verbal bashing. You generally get upset when you are concerned or when people accuse you of doing something wrong. You also hate being reminded about mistakes you’ve made in the past. You also have the potential to be terribly vindictive if rubbed the wrong way.
GEMINI MAY 21 – June 29
You are recognized by your cheerful disposition and your jovial nature is easily susceptible to anger. In fact, you are the best person to have around when there is an ugly scene at a party you can bring the warring factions together quite diplomatically. But when you lose cool, you yell and scream and will not listen to reason. You must have the last word in a wordy duel. Your capacity to argue aggressively is matched only by your seductive charm.
CANCER JUNE 21 – JULY 21
Considering how charming, caring and kind you are, you dislike unpleasant scenes, much less creating one yourself. You have great tolerance and rarely get provoked into losing your temper. If someone is unreasonable or trying to create trouble, you are more likely to walk away quietly. But that does not mean you do not have a temper. When angry, in your effort to control your emotions, you tremble, your hands get sweaty and sometimes you fumble for words. Tears roll down your eyes easily and the opponent is touched by your innocence and will seek an apology immediately.
LEO JULY 22 – AUGUST 21
If anyone has total control over their emotions, it is you. But then, you can be described as stiff, cold and uncaring. You are known to lack spontaneity but you really don’t care about opinions. You don’t like to create scenes and will never accept invitations to a party where you suspect the presence of an unruly lot. But your very presence seems challenging to some and they take vicarious pleasure in your disquiet. When angry you can use critical language. A dressing down can humiliate your opponent, causing a strain between both of you forever.
VIRGO AUGUST 22 – SEPTEMBER 21
Most of you are gentle and have full control over your emotions but those of you given to temper tantrums can certainly get violent. When see things with rage, you yell and shout and tend to break things lying close at hand. You can even harm yourself by banging your hands on a glass top table or wall. You should never get into any argument, for you are a sore loser. You feel that others are trying to persecute you and don’t quite respect your opinions. When hurt, you can also hold grudges forever.
LIBRA SEPTEMBER 22 – OCTOBER 22
Did someone say that you are the charmers of the zodiac? Well, it’s true. Few have ever seen you ruffled or angry. You are very conscious of your image, and you believe that anger distorts your face and personality. You also think you are above things like anger. But wait before you get into self-congratulatory mood. Your family or those very close to you know you better. You have an unmatched temper amongst all the zodiac signs, and what makes it worse is your capacity to justify it.
SCORPIO OCTOBER 23 – NOVEMBER 21
Of course you don’t lose your cool. But your very demeanour (manner) projects haughtiness (arrogance, pride), pride and grand disdain (disregard) for lesser mortals (human). Others are often found saying that anger sits on your nose and you are raring to give your piece mind to the first person that try to be funny with you. You are selective in the choice of your friends, and have a low tolerance for the superfluous (extra) types. Your tongue-lashing (attack) is generally in a soft hissing tone for when you scream, your voice tends to get shrill and loud and you do hate drawing attention to yourself! When upset, you are angrier with yourself for having shown weakness, for the last thing that Scorpio wants to show is being out of control.
“HOW BAD IS YOUR TEMPER ACCORDING TO YOUR HOROSCOPE?”
SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 20
You are insensible and generally have no complete control over your emotions. You do get angry quickly and others marvel at your anger levels even when provoked. Actually, you get tongue-tied when angry and you will remove your anger waiting for the other person to calm down. Then you will reason with your opponent and convince the other person in a very gentle manner that the whole thing was just his mistake. You’re also likely to totally sever ties with someone when you’re upset with them.
CAPRICORN DECEMBER 21 – JANUARY 19
Few will believe that a hardcore practical and materialistic person like you is capable of sensitivity and genuine emotions. You project a hard exterior but are actually very sensitive, a trait you successfully hide from others. You can see thing with anger but will not betray your feelings. But then, there are times that even you cannot control your temper. Under such circumstances you can shout and scream, more with frustration at the situation than with anger at any particular person. Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.
AQUARIUS JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18
You are noble and kind and dislike losing control over your emotions. It is very rare for you to get angry. You are also the pacifier in situations that involve arguments. It is always your endeavor to be perfect and socially correct in your behavior and attitude, but if misunderstood and slighted you can give in to an angry outburst. You will shout and scream and then walk out from the scene. You cannot easily forget the situation and will be bitter about it for a long time.
PISCES FEBRUARY 19 – MARCH 20
The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others’ feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, then things take a nasty turn. You will yell and use harsh words and feel inclined to shake everything and everyone up. Your creative imagination is at its best when angry, and you tend to get pretty dramatic. When upset, you refuse to listen to reason and wish to be left alone. But once you calm down, you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness. SO nobody can be upset with you for too long.
ARIES MARCH 21 – APRIL 20
Nothing seems to ruffle you more than a lack of discipline, disloyalty and decorum. But Arians are also known to go into a rage very easily when challenged. Those of you who have been on the receiving end of the Aries temper know that if not calmed down they can even get violent. But one thing is certain if the opponent remains calm and does not react to their outburst, Arians cool down very fast. They are also the first to apologies, which makes them easier to forgive.
TAURUS APRIL 21 – MAY 20
You are generally quiet and have control over your emotions. It is difficult to predict what will upset you, so when you do lose your cool, people don’t know how to react. Your temper is like that of a raging bull, and anyone trying to pacify you will be the first one to get a verbal bashing. You generally get upset when you are concerned or when people accuse you of doing something wrong. You also hate being reminded about mistakes you’ve made in the past. You also have the potential to be terribly vindictive if rubbed the wrong way.
GEMINI MAY 21 – June 29
You are recognized by your cheerful disposition and your jovial nature is easily susceptible to anger. In fact, you are the best person to have around when there is an ugly scene at a party you can bring the warring factions together quite diplomatically. But when you lose cool, you yell and scream and will not listen to reason. You must have the last word in a wordy duel. Your capacity to argue aggressively is matched only by your seductive charm.
CANCER JUNE 21 – JULY 21
Considering how charming, caring and kind you are, you dislike unpleasant scenes, much less creating one yourself. You have great tolerance and rarely get provoked into losing your temper. If someone is unreasonable or trying to create trouble, you are more likely to walk away quietly. But that does not mean you do not have a temper. When angry, in your effort to control your emotions, you tremble, your hands get sweaty and sometimes you fumble for words. Tears roll down your eyes easily and the opponent is touched by your innocence and will seek an apology immediately.
LEO JULY 22 – AUGUST 21
If anyone has total control over their emotions, it is you. But then, you can be described as stiff, cold and uncaring. You are known to lack spontaneity but you really don’t care about opinions. You don’t like to create scenes and will never accept invitations to a party where you suspect the presence of an unruly lot. But your very presence seems challenging to some and they take vicarious pleasure in your disquiet. When angry you can use critical language. A dressing down can humiliate your opponent, causing a strain between both of you forever.
VIRGO AUGUST 22 – SEPTEMBER 21
Most of you are gentle and have full control over your emotions but those of you given to temper tantrums can certainly get violent. When see things with rage, you yell and shout and tend to break things lying close at hand. You can even harm yourself by banging your hands on a glass top table or wall. You should never get into any argument, for you are a sore loser. You feel that others are trying to persecute you and don’t quite respect your opinions. When hurt, you can also hold grudges forever.
LIBRA SEPTEMBER 22 – OCTOBER 22
Did someone say that you are the charmers of the zodiac? Well, it’s true. Few have ever seen you ruffled or angry. You are very conscious of your image, and you believe that anger distorts your face and personality. You also think you are above things like anger. But wait before you get into self-congratulatory mood. Your family or those very close to you know you better. You have an unmatched temper amongst all the zodiac signs, and what makes it worse is your capacity to justify it.
SCORPIO OCTOBER 23 – NOVEMBER 21
Of course you don’t lose your cool. But your very demeanour (manner) projects haughtiness (arrogance, pride), pride and grand disdain (disregard) for lesser mortals (human). Others are often found saying that anger sits on your nose and you are raring to give your piece mind to the first person that try to be funny with you. You are selective in the choice of your friends, and have a low tolerance for the superfluous (extra) types. Your tongue-lashing (attack) is generally in a soft hissing tone for when you scream, your voice tends to get shrill and loud and you do hate drawing attention to yourself! When upset, you are angrier with yourself for having shown weakness, for the last thing that Scorpio wants to show is being out of control.
“HOW BAD IS YOUR TEMPER ACCORDING TO YOUR HOROSCOPE?”
SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 20
You are insensible and generally have no complete control over your emotions. You do get angry quickly and others marvel at your anger levels even when provoked. Actually, you get tongue-tied when angry and you will remove your anger waiting for the other person to calm down. Then you will reason with your opponent and convince the other person in a very gentle manner that the whole thing was just his mistake. You’re also likely to totally sever ties with someone when you’re upset with them.
CAPRICORN DECEMBER 21 – JANUARY 19
Few will believe that a hardcore practical and materialistic person like you is capable of sensitivity and genuine emotions. You project a hard exterior but are actually very sensitive, a trait you successfully hide from others. You can see thing with anger but will not betray your feelings. But then, there are times that even you cannot control your temper. Under such circumstances you can shout and scream, more with frustration at the situation than with anger at any particular person. Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.
AQUARIUS JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18
You are noble and kind and dislike losing control over your emotions. It is very rare for you to get angry. You are also the pacifier in situations that involve arguments. It is always your endeavor to be perfect and socially correct in your behavior and attitude, but if misunderstood and slighted you can give in to an angry outburst. You will shout and scream and then walk out from the scene. You cannot easily forget the situation and will be bitter about it for a long time.
PISCES FEBRUARY 19 – MARCH 20
The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others’ feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, then things take a nasty turn. You will yell and use harsh words and feel inclined to shake everything and everyone up. Your creative imagination is at its best when angry, and you tend to get pretty dramatic. When upset, you refuse to listen to reason and wish to be left alone. But once you calm down, you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness. SO nobody can be upset with you for too long.
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